When I really got to thinking about it, I realized there are a lot of really useless things that I know. Some of them have a 0.1% chance of coming in handy one day (knowing how to land an airplane) and others might be worth pulling out at dull moments during cocktail parties (Did you know that Jared Leto lost 20 pounds in 10 days on a diet of lemon juice, maple syrup, cayenne pepper, and water?)
But most of the useless things I know are actually useless. Which brings me to Part 2 of Useless Things I Know.
6) Pretty much every line of the movie Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I went through a phase in middle school where I watched this movie every day. Looking back, I'm not sure why I chose this particular movie, of all the movies in the world. It's not even a very good movie, and with the exception of Christian Slater, none of the actors in it are very cute. But I watched it about 250 times and could probably recite it from start to finish for you.
7) My ex-boyfriend's phone number. I still remember it.
8) The names of all the guys in N*SYNC. I'm kind of cheating with this one. A couple months ago, I was trying to describe a guy I know to my friend Ali. He looks like a fat Chris from N*SYNC. Unfortunately, I couldn't remember Chris's name, so I had to go on a fan website to find out. Memories of 8th grade rushed back to me. I couldn't tell you their favorite colors, but maybe my friend from camp could.
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1 comments:
Yep, I can do all three of those, too.
Plus recite every line & lyric from The Lion King.
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